Ranch, Balsamic Vinaigrette (not vegetarian), Caesar, Buttermilk Bleu Cheese, French, Oregano Viniagrette, 1000 Island, Italian, Honey Mustard or Oil & Vinegar.
HEY GRUMPY'S GRUMPS
INDOOR SEATING AVAILABLE WITH LOTS OF SPACE FOR SOCIAL DISTANCING!
We are all dealing with a very hard situation. We are under a mask mandate (meaning that anytime you are not in your seat you must wear a mask, the staff must always wear them), so do us a favor and mask up. Also we are at a limited capacity with social distancing rules. NO MORE THAN 10 PEOPLE PER TABLE So help us out and play by the governor's rules so we don't get shut down or have an outbreak.
Wing flavors are available in: Buffalo: Mild and Hot, Bangkok, Cajun Dry Rub, BBQ or Teriyaki. Served with Cleu cheese and celery.
Sauces are available in: Buffalo: Mild and Hot, Bangkok, Cajun Dry Rub, BBQ, Honey Mustard or Teriyaki
A nice big flour tortilla brushed with butter, grilled much cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes and onions. Your choice of chicke, beef, or just cheese. Served with cilantro sour cream and our house made salsa. Add homemade guacamole for $1.49.
We take grade A fresh potatoes and pile on melted cheddar jack cheese, bacon and green onions. Served with our cilantro sour cream for dipping.
Lightly battered and deep fried with a side of marinara sauce.
Asian marinated tenderloin chunks, pan seared to juicy perfection and served with homemade fried wontons and a Thai chili cream cheese dipping sauce.
Served with marinara dipping sauce.
Tortilla chips smothered with your choice of spiced beef or chicken, melted cheddar jack cheese, tomatoes, jalapenos, black olives and green onions. Served with fresh salsa and cilantro sour cream. Add Guacamole for $1.49 or Chili for $2.00
Served with our chipotle mayo dipping sauce.
Burgers or Roast Beef. Add cheese for no addtional cost.
A North American alliance of roasted chicken and caramelized onions, tucked into a flour tortilla and deep fried. Served with BBQ sauce, cilantro sour cream and tortilla chips.
Tasty strips of Canadian walleye are freshly beer battered and deep fried. Served with a lemon wedge and tartar sauce.
Straight out of the trailer park and on to your plate. Fried and battered macaroni and cheese. Almost as entertaining as a shirtless dude with a mullet on Cops!
Served with your choice of a dipping sauce. Bleu cheese, ranch, seasoned saour cream, cilantro sour cream, or Thai chili cream cheese sauce.
Baby spinach, strawberries, onions and honey mustard dressing on the side. Add a sliced chicken breast for $2.99.
A massive, powerhouse of a salad. Classic iceberg lettuce topped with turkey, ham, bacon, hard boiled eggs, avocado, diced tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles and black olives. Choose yoer dressing (bleu cheese, ranch, balsamic viniagrette, French, Caesar, 1000 Island, Italian, oregano viniagrette or honey mustard.
Romaine lettuce tossed with kicky chipotle dressing, red peppers, black beans, corn and cheddar cheese, green onions and tortilla chips.
Iceberg lettuce tossed in bleu cheese dressing and topped with smoked bacon, chopped eggs and bleu cheese crumbles. Add buffalo chicken breast for $2.99.
Romaine lettuce and zippy Caesar dressing topped with homemade croutons and shredded parmesan cheese. Add a sliced chicken breast for $2.99.
Mixed greens tossed in our oregano viniagrette with roma tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, pepperoncinis, feta cheese, kalamata olives and green peppers.
It's got BBQ chicken, straw onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, roasted corn and cheddar jack cheese all atop iceberg lettuce tossed in our homemade avocado ranch dressing.
We toss mixed greens with our balsamic viniagrette (not vegetarian), diced fresh mozzarella, basil and cherry tomatoes and drizzled with a balsamic reduction. Served with sliced baguette.
Choose from a CUP ($3.99) or BOWL ($6.49)
Rich and creamy, with seasoned chicken, yellow onions, wild rice, & celery
Think outside of the box on this one, hearty with chunks of bratwurst. Dang near a meal by itself!
Everyone has their own take on Chili. It’s too bad they’re all wrong, and we’re right! Load it up for $.95
Served with potato chips. Substitute choice of tater, cottage cheese, or coleslaw for $1.49. OR Substitute onion rings, jalapeno bottle caps, cup of soup or a side salad for $2.49. Seasoned Sour Cream is $.99.
Chicken breast smothered in our hot buffalo sauce with pepper cheese, cucumber slices, lettuce, tomato and a small side of bleu cheese dressing.
Cajun seasoned chicken breast topped with cheddar jack, lettuce, tomato, straw onions and our tangy cajun sauce.
Chicken breast smothered in teriyaki sauce, topped with mozzarella cheese, grilled pineapple, lettuce and tomato.
Okay, Mr./Mrs. Picky, pick yer own damn toppings. Add mushrooms, sauteed onions, pineapple, bell peppers, sour cream, american, swiss, cheddar jack, mozzarella, pepper cheese, or bleu cheese for 99¢ Each ; Add bacon $1.99
Deli style sliced turkey, pepper cheese, jalapeno bacon and chipotle mayo on a grilled ciabatta bun.
It's a Texas-style spicy tuna salad with pepper cheese and tomato. Grilled up and some snappy marble rye bread.
A large piece of Canadian walleye dipped in beer batter and deep fied golden brown. Served on a grilled hoagie with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato and tartar sauce.
CHicken breast slathered in our Grumpy's BBQ sauce, topped with melted cheddar jack, bacon, lettuce and tomato.
Served on a hoagie and smothered in our Grumpy's BBQ sauce. No real ducks were harmed in the making of this sandwich. We just killed the $@% out of some tofu.
Served on white or wheat. Add ham or bacon for $1.99.
2 old-world homemade, meaty Coney sauce recipe dogs. THIS AIN’T A CHILI DOG! Grilled buns, mustard, cheese & onions.
Lean corned beef, sauerkraut, 100 island dressing and Swiss on grilled marble rye bread.
This sandwich puts the deli in delicious with sliced roasted turkey, ranch dressing, sauerkraut and Swiss on grilled marble rye bread.
For the slower set out there, that means bacon, lettuce and tomato. We throw a schmear of mayo on the toasted white or wheat bread. Add cheese for $0.99.
House smoked roast beef on a grilled French loaf that we dust in grated parmesan cheese with a side of au jus. Make it a Philly with grilled green peppers, onions and melty provolone cheese for $1.49. You can also just add cheese to it (highly recommended) for only $0.99.
A tower of a toasted sandwich. White bread, roast turkey, smoked ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, cheddar and provolone cheeses stacked three slices high!
MAKE IT A WRAP! Almost every sandwich here can be made as a wrap, just ask!
All of our specially blended 1/3 pound burgers are served with potato chips. Substitute choice of tater, cottage cheese, or coleslaw for $1.49. OR Substitute onion rings, jalapeno bottle caps, cup of soup or a side salad for $2.49. Seasoned Sour Cream is $.99. Add lettuce, tomato, raw onions or pickles at no extra charge.
*Cooked to order - Consuming raw or undercooked mets, poultry, sefood, shellfish or eggs my increse your risk of foodborne illness.
Topped with peanut butter and crispy bacon! Okay, it sounds weird but once you try it you’ll be hooked.
Your choice of cheese. Add bacon for $1.99.
Pepper cheese, jalpeno bacon, chipotle mayo and deep fried jalapeno bottle caps. Comes with a side of salsa and a side of replacement taste buds.
Sure we ain't the first to serve these inside out cheeseburgers up, but our version is one of the best out there. CAUTION! HOT CHEESE INSIDE!
I’m certain this will be made illegal in most states soon enough, but for now it doesn’t get much better than this! Cream cheese blended with chives and chopped bacon make this a heart stopping delight.
We spice this one up with sauteed peppers and onions, pepper cheese, chipotle mayo, tortilla chips and our homemade guacamole.
This Italian take on the Juicy Lucy will be with you the rest of the night, but it is worth it. We turn both sides of the bun into garlic cheese bread, then we stuff that burger full of garlic and mozzarella cheese. Served with a side of marinara sauce. CAUTION! HOT CHEESE INSIDE!
A burger made entirely from plants that smells, looks and tastes like ground beef! Ask for the vegan bun to ensure your animal-less meal.
Choose your burger: House Burger or Veggie Patty (black bean or Boca)
Choose your additions for $.99 each: Mushrooms, Sauteed Onions, Bell Peppers, Pineapple, American, Swiss, Bleu Cheese Crumbles, Cheddar, Cheddar Jack, Mozzarella or Pepper Cheese.
Add Regular or Jalapeno Bacon $1.99
3 - 3oz hand beer battered cod fillets deep fried golden brown with your choice of tater (Grumpy fries, tater tots, criss-cut, shoe string, mashed potatoes or baked potato), cole slaw, tartar sauce and a wedge of lemon. Don't forget to ask for malt vinegar if ya want some.
Fettucini noodles tossed in a scratch made alfredo sauce and topped with shredded parmesan and served with garlic toast. Add chicken for $2.99 or shrimp for $3.99. This can be made gluten free with gluten free penne noodles if the need should arise.
Pan fried shrimp tossed in angel hair pasta with butter, garlic, basil, tomato, parsley and parmesan cheese. Served with garlic toast. This can be made gluten free with gluten free penne noodles if the need should arise.
Grilled chicken, bacon, mushrooms and sweet peas tossed in our creamy alfredo sauce, Served with garlic toast. This can be made gluten free with gluten free penne noodles if the need should arise.
Fettucini smothered in strips of beef sauteed in butter with onions, mushrooms and tossed with a sour cream and herb gravy. Served with garlic toast. This can not be made gluten free.